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51 funny Friendship Quotes For Your Best Friend

51 funny Friendship Quotes For Your Best Friend

Funny friendship quotes are the best things to express love towards your friends.

There are lots of quotes which shows true meaning of friendship but there is one side which also shows funny friendship quotes expression
Here we complied the best funny friendship quotes the listed below

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.” – Hubert H. Humphrey
“A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.” – Elbert Hubbard

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S. Lewis

“A friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.”

“True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.” – David Tyson

“Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.”
Friedrich Nietzsche

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

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“True friends are those rare people who come to find you in dark places and lead you back to the light.”

“A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face.”

“The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.” – Henry David Thoreau

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”

Laurence J. Peter


“One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.” – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

“Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”

“That’s when I realized what a true friend was. Someone who would always love you – the imperfect you, the confused you, the wrong you – because that is what people are supposed to do.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

“Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.” – Marcus Tullius Cicero

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb

“Best friends share laughs, memories and inside jokes. They will always be honest and stand by your side no matter what. They wipe your tears, pick you up when you fall, and are forever a piece of your heart.”

“A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back.”

Oscar Wilde

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”

Charles Lamb

“A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.”

“F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you.”

“The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing… not healing, not curing… that is a friend who cares.” – Henri Nouwen

“There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.” – Thomas Aquinas

“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed
by people who know the victim.”

George Carlin

“Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.” – Elie Wiesel

“Everyone has a friend during each stage of life. But only lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life.”

“Best friends. Because of anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.”

“A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back.”

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.”
Robert Bloch

“True friends aren’t the ones who make your problems disappear. They are the ones who won’t disappear when your facing problems.”

“All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand.” – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

“Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.” – Baltasar Gracian

“Friendship is the source of the greatest pleasures, and without friends even the most agreeable pursuits become tedious.” – Thomas Aquinas

“Friends are those rare people who ask how we are, and then wait to hear the answer.”
Ed Cunningham

“Every friendship goes through ups and downs. Dysfunctional patterns set in; external situations cause internal friction; you grow apart and then bounce back together.” – Mariella Frostrup

“Friendship is essentially a partnership.” – Aristotle

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
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“We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.” – Orson Welles

“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
Jay McInerney

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.” – Len Wein

“Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy, much the greatest is the possession of friendship.” – Epicurus

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’”
Groucho Marx

“Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.” – Elie Wiesel

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

“Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.” – Euripides

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.

“Sitting silently beside a friend who is hurting may be the best gift we can give.”

I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.

“Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.” – Muhammad Ali

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

“True friendship ought never to conceal what it thinks.” – St. Jerome

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.

“Friends confront each other sometimes, and sometimes the friendship lasts, and sometimes it doesn’t.” – Brooke Elliott

“There are no rules for friendship. It must be left to itself. We cannot force it any more than love.” – William Hazlitt

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will
take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

“Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another.” – Eustace Budgell

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

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